\So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a \Muslim Book Store.\ \nI was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. \nAs... I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.\nI imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, \n\Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?\nThe clerk said,\n\GET OUT!, GET OUT AND STAY OUT!\ \nI said, \n\Yes, that's the one. \nDo you have it in paperback?\\n~ Ted Nugent