Trans-NATO Soldier\n(They/Them)\n\nNo Tampons Required\n\nIn the wealthiest 5% of humans\n\nTrained for 2+ years\n\nEquipped with $10,000+ of gear\n\nHefty external genitalia\n\nKills enemies from beyond visual range\n\nWants to get a new washing machine for their apartment\n\nRussian Soldier\n(Was/Were)\n\nStuffed full of tampons 24/7\n\nRequires a constant resupply of tampons\n\nGains multiple new orifices daily\n\nNormally exter-nal genitalia have receeded into body cavity due to extreme cold\n\nMoans a little when you pull on tampon strings\n\nTrained for 2 days